Sardaars are back.....

Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhe 1 problem hai
DR: Kya?
Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Dr: aisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt

Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
'He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade.'
After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared &said,
'Khote de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le'

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?
Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega

Hitler says, 'There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary'
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? 'Jub kharidi thitab hi check karna tha na'

Sardar: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye


1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya 1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho?
Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahihua, train kya cheez hai?

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

Sardaars are back..... 2009-01-15T02:52:00-08:00 Rating: 4.5 Diposkan Oleh: Unknown